Retro Technology Fans Pillows

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

His master's voice gramophone with a 'listen again' facility.

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

"They have to keep me - I'm the only one here who knows how to answer a landline call."

"Clubs, clothes, and now fire? I'm feeling overwhelmed with the current pace of technological change."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Early Laptops.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Snail with pc monitor.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

You've got snail.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."