Ancient Innovations Fan Pillows

Wheel

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Jason and the Aga notes,

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Primordial Schmooze

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Pyramids exploding.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."