Invention Fan Pillows

'The circle is complete!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Time Machine Collision

The Da Vinci Cod

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"It appears you have a virus."

Rembrandt's Selfies

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Railway 'King' George Hudson