Invention Fan Pillows

It says he invented super glue.

'The circle is complete!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Time Machine Collision

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.