Quirky Inventor Fan Pillows

Want to try out the new e-reader? Of course. What brand? My own. it's called the Yodel. Huh? Whenever people walk by you, it announces the book you're reading. Watch. Seven Habits of Highly Successful People. I'm listening.

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

Please Help Invented Sticky Note and Forgot to Patent It!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Old-fashioned computer

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Jazz Bagpipes

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Tapped Tree

Sugar Machine

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

It says he invented super glue.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

Time For This Odd House

The Next Big Thing#2

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

The Sunbathing Wheel

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Lawn Mower Bike.