Quirky Inventor Fan Gifts

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

Please Help Invented Sticky Note and Forgot to Patent It!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Tapped Tree

Jazz Bagpipes

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Sugar Machine

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

Time For This Odd House

The Next Big Thing#2

The Sunbathing Wheel

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Lawn Mower Bike.

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

'Next stage of the trout's evolution - guaranteeing a throw-back ever time'

Spiro & Pusho inventors.