Quirky Illustration Fan Gifts

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Social Distancing Club

Apple Pie Abduction

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Do you do much walking?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Double Saxophone

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Antler Buzzers.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Oreolas

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Flower Painting

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."