Quirky Illustrator Fan Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Social Distancing Club

Apple Pie Abduction

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you do much walking?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Oreolas

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Flying in Formation.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"I could do that."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Nick Offerman

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'