Quirky Illustrator Fan Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Apple Pie Abduction

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Do you do much walking?"

'Pray for me.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Double Saxophone

"Outré or simply bad?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Oreolas

"I think he just ashed on me."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Nick Offerman

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Who are These People?"