Quirky Illustration Lover Pillows

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Pastries and Candy

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

Egyptian Football

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Fly Artist

Cat and Dog Bike

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

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Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Death Beggar

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle