Satirical Illustration Lover Pillows

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Minority Report

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

The Death Of Venus

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Give me your sick...

Death Beggar

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Golden bubbles

"With great power comes great reward."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.