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"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Pastries and Candy

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Apple Pie Abduction

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Egyptian Football

"Whose the new guy?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Cat and Dog Bike

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

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Death Beggar

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"