Satirical Illustration Fan Gifts

Boris Johnson.

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost $5,000.'

Man smiles at a machine that has a low camera sign: Your Weight And Naughty Picture.

The One Way Ride - Medicare

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Parade of Businessmen

How am I abducting?

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'