Illustrated Humor Fan Gifts

"...And how much overweight were those mice?"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Snooze Bar.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Winter Weather.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."