Illustrated Humor Fan Pillows

"...And how much overweight were those mice?"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Brothers Grime

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Beer Parasol.

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Winter Weather.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."