Ironic Illustration Fan Pillows

Noah's lesser known brother.

Backfire

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aubrey Beardsley

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"God, I hate to fly."