Illustration Fans Pillows

"DRAW!!!...me well."

"Oh no, our house has been turned into a coffee bar..."

"Close the door...were you born in a barn or something?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Pastries and Candy

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tongue in the ear...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'