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"DRAW!!!...me well."

"Oh no, our house has been turned into a coffee bar..."

"Close the door...were you born in a barn or something?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She wishes to range free!"

Pastries and Candy

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Tongue in the ear...

"Krill, baby, krill."