Humorous Illustration Fan Prints

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Beer Parasol.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

No, I don

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."