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'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."