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Noah's lesser known brother.

Backfire

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aubrey Beardsley

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"God, I hate to fly."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'