Quirky Innovation Fan Gifts

A man hits logs into his fireplace with a golf club.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Primordial Schmooze

Old-fashioned computer

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"He's at that awkward age."

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Jazz Bagpipes

Tapped Tree

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Sugar Machine

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Wheel

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

Wheel

It says he invented super glue.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'