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A man hits logs into his fireplace with a golf club.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Old-fashioned computer

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Jazz Bagpipes

Tapped Tree

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Sugar Machine

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Wheel

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Wheel

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."