Innovation Fan T-Shirts

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

The First Stairs

'All in favor for taking credit for this stuff?'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Adaptability.

'I'll admit I was sceptical.'

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'You're wasting your time. There's always a much faster disc burner on the market.'

"Those are great! Say, have you ever heard of extended warranties?"

"The extra long selfie stick, for the post-virus generation."

Primordial Schmooze

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"It's called 'fire' -- It has heaps of apps!"

Taking the Driverless Car Out for a Spin.

"I'm working on smart pants. They let you know when your pants are unzipped."

'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Wheel

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Designer

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

Bill Gates and his sons.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

'Buck...I'm uncomfortable with this...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Think outside the cage!"

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"It's a weed killer that kills cancer."