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Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

The Sculptor

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

The Land Before Mimes.

Cubism Model

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Warhol Exhibit

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."