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Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

The Sculptor

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

The Land Before Mimes.

Cubism Model

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Primordial Schmooze

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'