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'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cat Tie

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Wagging Dog

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Pray for me.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Double Saxophone

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Cheesie Rider

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."