Quirky Evolution Fan T-Shirts

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

'Next stage of the trout's evolution - guaranteeing a throw-back ever time'

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Homo Zapiens

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Beachy Hair

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tapped Tree

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Jazz Bagpipes

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Evolution

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Sugar Machine

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'