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Lawn Mower Bike.

Jazz Bagpipes

Hague Convention Defied! The Germans Use Button magnets.

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Crazy paving company.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Tapped Tree

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Time For This Odd House

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"She has to find just the right spot."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Solar powered sunbed.

"Guess what I say today!!"

Silhouettes

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.