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"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

Good news. Fins are back in.

Time For This Odd House

"He's at that awkward age."

Christmas Tree

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Sheep In Curlers

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The water desk

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Old-fashioned computer

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Beachy Hair