Quirky Design Fan Gifts

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

Good news. Fins are back in.

Time For This Odd House

"He's at that awkward age."

Christmas Tree

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sheep In Curlers

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'