Quirky Technology Fan Gifts

Sugar Machine

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Time Machine Collision

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Old-fashioned computer

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The water desk

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Tapped Tree

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

Jazz Bagpipes

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Pirate trying on parrots.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.