Quirky Technology Fan Gifts

Sugar Machine

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Time Machine Collision

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"It appears you have a virus."

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'A Dust Cow'.

Jazz Bagpipes

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Tapped Tree

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.