Quirky Solutions Fan Gifts

Automated back scratcher.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.