Quirky Solutions Fan Pillows

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Automated back scratcher.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.