Quirky Style Fan Pillows

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

Beachy Hair

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A man with a cactus hat

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Jarvis Cocker

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Double Saxophone

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Antler Buzzers.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'