Quirky Apparel Fan Pillows

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Pray for me.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Sheep In Curlers

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Double Saxophone

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Oreolas

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I could do that."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Flying in Formation.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Flower Painting