Quirky Apparel Fan T-Shirts

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Jarvis Cocker

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Pray for me.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Oreolas

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Beachy Hair

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

Strange man has a nose monocle.