Quirky Style Fans Pillows

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

Sheep In Curlers

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Mice 25¢

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Fruit of the Loon"

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.