Quirky Gift Fans Pillows

'Advent calendar? No just my pill organiser!'

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"You are a glutton! I told you to avoid high cholesterol blood!"

Tequila Mocking Bird

Ninja Porn

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Five black cats and a superstitious woman.

"... he's not a big fan of Boss's Day."

Scythed Shopping Trolley.

Everybody can remember their 'first' cow.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Love or Confusion?

"No - You're supposed to put money in it!"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Red bubble wrap - I like it!'

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sheep In Curlers

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.