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Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

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Toast kidnapper.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

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'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

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A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed