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Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Toast kidnapper.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

Hissy-fits for sale.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

House for Sale.

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'