Ironic Gifting Fan Gifts

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

House for Sale.

The Land Before Time.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment