Silly Gift Lover Gifts

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Ball as water-melon.

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

A watch face with Stonehenge

King Kongs first christmas

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Where Deviled Eggs come from

High speed cinder block

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Santa's Helpers

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Roadkill cookies"