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Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Ball as water-melon.

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

King Kongs first christmas

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Santa's Helpers

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'