Satirical Gift Lover Gifts

'Here's a splendid cake sent in by a Mr Mugabe of Harare.'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

King Kongs first christmas

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

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'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

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"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

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Tinder

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Tunnel of Dove.

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Chilli Quartet

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

About Santa 2017.

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."

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