Humorous Gift Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go...

Snowman Neighbor

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Traffic calming ahead.

I love you Geyser...

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

Christmas Dwarves

Giant sandwich bags.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Chilli Quartet