Funny Gift Enthusiast Gifts

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'No! Wait! DO NOT hit it!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

I love you Geyser...

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

Giant sandwich bags.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Great Moments in Beer

Chilli Quartet