Funny Gift Enthusiast Pillows

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'No! Wait! DO NOT hit it!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

CEO.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

I love you Geyser...

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

Hissy-fits for sale.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Giant sandwich bags.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Chilli Quartet

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Great Moments in Beer

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"