Funny Gifts Lover Pillows

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This milk smells funny.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'First time fly fishing?'