Humorous Gift Lovers Pillows

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Chilli Quartet

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

CATS ONLY!

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.