Humorous Gift Lovers T-Shirts

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Solitaire card shark.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Chilli Quartet

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Tunnel of Dove.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

CATS ONLY!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."