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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Traffic calming ahead.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Bagel problems.

Solitaire card shark.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Tinder

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Chilli Quartet

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Tunnel of Dove.

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Nail Bar

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

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"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'First time fly fishing?'

CATS ONLY!

Helicopter as a clothes drier