Humorous Gifts Lover Pillows

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Bagel problems.

Solitaire card shark.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Tunnel of Dove.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Chilli Quartet

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Nail Bar

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Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

'First time fly fishing?'

CATS ONLY!